Corporate Bloopers
Thursday, October 09, 2003
  Stress Management
By Ng Kai Chong

A lot of people are taking up Yoga lessons to release stress. Does it work ?

Here is my advertisement for Yoga!

Need ways to release stress? Kill time? Chill out? Get fit?

Here's a suggested solution.

YOGA CLASSES! Yup... why not consider enrolling in yoga after work when you are dead tired and about to die from tiredness. If work won't kill you, i am sure yoga will :)

If you have money problems, wait till you hear the fees that you have to pay !!

YOGA = A system of exercises practiced as part of this discipline to promote control of the body and mind. (source : www.dictionary.com).

This will imply that those people who take up yoga are those who dun have discipline

So go and have a Yoga lesson, a Yoga lesson a day, keep your savings away :)


Other alternatives to cure the stress would be A Dosage of romance
Corporate Devils
By Ng Kai Chong

Do the management value individual performance nowadays ? I guess not since there are millions of idiots working in the same company, how could you differentiate one idiot to the other?

To the hell with individual performance !! Unless you are working for the sales and marketing department where you rake in money to feed the bosses.

But if you are working for the other departments, you are considred as back room staff and we work
until we die.......literally.

Therefore, are there such things as loyalty in the work place ?

I guess not !!

 
While climbing the stupid f@@@ing corporate ladder

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